Well, Enough of This Nonsense

Let’s try some other nonsense instead. J


Jordan W. Smoller

University of Pennsylvania


Childhood is a syndrome which has only recently begun to receive serious attention from

clinicians. The syndrome itself, however, is not at all recent. As early as the 8th century, the

Persian historian Kidnom made references to “short, noisy creatures,” who may well have been

what we now call “children.” The treatment of children, however, was unknown until this

century, when so-called “child psychologists” and “child psychiatrists” became common. Despite

this history of clinical neglect, it has been estimated that well over half of all Americans alive

today have experienced childhood directly (Suess, 1983). In fact, the actual numbers are probably much higher, since these data are based on self-reports which may be subject to social desirability biases and retrospective distortion.


The growing acceptance of childhood as a distinct phenomenon is reflected in the proposed

inclusion of the syndrome in the upcoming Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental

Disorders, 4th edition, or DSM-IV, of the American Psychiatric Association (1990). Clinicians

are still in disagreement about the significan clinical features of childhood, but the proposed

DSM-IV will almost certainly include the following core features:


  1. Congenital onset
  2. Dwarfism
  3. Emotional lability and immaturity
  4. Knowledgy deficits
  5. Legume anorexia


Clinical Features of Childhood


Although the focus of this paper is on the efficacy of conventional treatment of childhood, the

five clinical markers mentioned above merit further discussion for those unfamiliar with this

patient population.




In one of the few existing literature reviews on childhood, Temple-Black (1982) has noted that

childhood is almost always present at birth, although it may go undetected for years or even

remain subclinical indefinitely. This observation has led some investigators to speculate on

biological contribution to childhood. As one psychologist has put it, “we may soon be in a

position to distinguish organic childhood from functional childhood” (Rogers, 1979).




This is certainly the most familiar marker of childhood. It is widely known that children are

physically short relative to the population at large. Indeed, common clinical wisdom suggests that the treatment of the so-called “small child” (or “tot”) is particularly difficult. These children are known to exhibit infantile behavior and display a startling lack of insight (Tom and Jerry, 1967).




This aspect of childhood is often the only basis for a clinician’s diagnosis. As a result, many

otherwise normal adults are misdiagnosed as children and must suffer the unnecessary social

stigma of being labelled a “child” by professionals and friends alike.




While many children have IQs with or even above the norm, almost all will manifest

knowledge deficits. Anyone who has known a real child has experienced the frustration of trying

to discuss any topic that requires some general knowledge. Children seem to have little

knowledge about the world they live in. Politics, art, and science–children are largely ignorant of

these. Perhaps it is because of this ignorance, but the sad fact that most children have few friends who are not, themselves, children.




This last identifying feature is perhaps the most unexpected. Folk wisdom is supported by

empirical observation–children will rarely eat their vegetables (see Popeye, 1957, for review).


Causes of Childhood


Now that we know what it is, what can we say about the causes of childhood? Recent years

have seen a flurry of theory and speculation from a number of perspectives. Some of the most

prominent are reviewed below.


Sociological Model


Emile Durkind was perhaps the first to speculate about sociological causes of childhood. He

points out two key observations about children:


  1. the vast majority of children are unemployed, and
  2. children represent one of the least educated segments of our society. In fact, it has been

estimated that less than 20% of children have had more than fourth grad education.


Clearly, children are an “out-group.” Because of their intellectual handicap, children are even

denied the right to vote. From the sociologist’s perspective, treatment should be aimed at helping assimilate children into mainstream society. Unfortunately, some victims are so incapacitated by their childhood that they are simply not competent to work. One promising rehabilitaion program (Spanky and Alfalfa, 1978) has trained victims of severe childhood to sell lemonade.


Biological Model


The observation that childhood is usually present from birth has led some to speculate on a

biological contribution. An early investigation by Flintstone and Jetson (1939) indicated that

childhood runs in families. Their survey of over 8,000 American families revealed that over half

contained more than one child. Further investigation revealed that even most non-child family

members had experienced childhood at some point. Cross-cultural studies (e.g., Mowgli and Din, 1950) indicated that family childhood is even more prevalent in the Far East. For example, in Indian and Chinese families, as many as three out of four family members may have childhood.


Impressive evidence of a genetic component of childhood comes from a large-scale twin study by Brady and Partridge (1972). These authors studied over 106 pairs of twins, looking at

concordance rates for childhood. Among identical or monozygotic twins, concordance was

unusually high (0.92), i.e., when one twin was diagnosed with childhood, the other twin was

almost always a child as well.


Psychological Models


A considerable number of psychologically-based theories of the development of childhood

exist. They are too numerous to review here. Among the more familiar models are Seligman’s

“learned childishness” model. According to this model, individuals who are treated like children

eventually give up and become children. As a counterpoint to such theories, some experts have

claimed that childhood does not really exist. Szasz (1980) has called “childhood” an expedient

label. In seeking conformity, we handicap those whom we find unruly or too short to deal with by

labelling them “children.”


Treatment of Childhood


Efforts to treat childhood are as old as the syndrome itself. Only in modern times, however,

have human and systematic treatment protocols been applied. In part, this increased attention to the problem may be due to the sheer number of individuals suffering from childhood.

Government statistics (DHHS) reveal that there are more children alive today than at any time in

our history. to paraphrase P.T. Barnum: “There’s a child born every minute.”


The overwhelming number of children has made government intervention inevitable. The

nineteenth century saw the institution of what remains the largest single program for the

treatment of childhood– so-called “public schools.” Under this colossal program, individuals are

placed into treatment groups based on the severity of their condition. For example, those most

severely afflicted may be placed in a “kindergarten” program. Patients at this level are typically

short, unruly, emotionally immature, and intellectually deficient. Given this type of individual,

therapy is essentially one of patient management and of helping the child master basic skills (e.g. finger-painting).


Unfortunately, the “school” system has been largely ineffective. Not only is the problem a

massive tax burden, but it has failed even to slow down the rising incidence of childhood.


Faced with this failure and the growing epidemic of childhood, mental health professionals are devoting increasing attention to the treatment of childhood. Given a theoretical framework by Freud’s landmark treatises on childhood, child psychiatrists and psychologists claimed great

successes in their clinical intervention.


By the 1950’s, however, the clinicians’ optimism had waned. Even after years of costly

analysis, many victims remained children. The following case (taken from Gumbie and Poke,

1957) is typical.


* Billy J., age 8, was brought to treatment by his parents. Billy’s affliction was painfully

obvious. He stood only 4’3″ high and weighed a scant 70 lbs., despite the fact that he ate

voraciously. Billy presented a variety of troubling symptoms. His voice was noticably high for a

man. He displayed legume anorexia, and, according to his parents, often refused to bathe. His

intellectual functioning was also below normal–he had little general knowledge and could barely

write a structured sentence. Social skills were also deficient. He often spoke inappropriately and

exhibited “whining behaviour.” His sexual experience was non-existent. Indeed, Billy considered

women “icky.” His parents reported that his condition had been present from birth, improving

gradually after he was placed in a school at age 5. The diagnosis was “primary childhood.” After

years of painstaking treatment, Billy improved gradually. At age 11, his height and weight have

increased, his social skills are broader, and he is now functional enough to hold down a “paper



After years of this kind of frustration, startling new evidence has come to light which suggests

that the prognosis in cases of childhood may not be all gloom. A critical review by Fudd (1972)

noted that studies of the childhood syndrome tend to lack careful follow-up. Acting on this

observation, Moe, Larrie, and Kirly (1974) began a large-scale longitudinal study. These

investigators studied two groups. The first group consisted of 34 children currently engaged in a

long-term conventional treatment program. The second was a group of 42 children receiving no

treatment. All subjects had been diagnosed as children at least 4 years previously, with a mean

duration of childhood at 6.4 years.


At the end of one year, the results confirmed the clinical wisdom that childhood is a refractory

disorder–virtually all symptoms persisted and the treatment group was only slightly better off

than the controls.


The results, however, of a careful 10-year follow-up were startling. The investigators (Moe,

Larrie, Kirly, & Shemp, 1984) assessed the original cohort on a variety of measures. General

knowledge and emotional maturity were assessed with standard measures. Height was assess by the “metric system” (see Ruler, 1923), and legume appetite by the Vegetable Appetite Test

(VAT) designed by Popeye (1968). Moe et al. found that subjects improved uniformly on all

measures. Indeed, in most cases, the subjects appeared to be symptom-free. Moe et al. report a spontaneous remission rate of 95%, a finding which is certain to revolutionize the clinical

approach to childhood.


These recent results suggests that the prognosis for victims of childhood may not be so bad as we have feared. We must not, however, become too complacent. Despite its apparently high

spontaneous remission rate, childhood remains one of the most serious and rapidly growing

disorders facing mental health professionals today. And, beyond the psychological pain it brings, childhood has recently been linked to a number of physical disorders. Twenty years ago, Howdi, Doodi, and Beauzeau (1965) demonstrated a six-fold increased risk of chicken pox, measles, and mumps among children as compared with normal controls. Later, Barby and Kenn (1971) linked childhood to an elevated risk of accidents–compared with normal adults, victims of childhood were much more likely to scrape their knees, lose their teeth, and fall off their bikes.


Clearly, much more research is need before we can give any real hope to the millions of

victims wracked by this insidious disorder.




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