This was forwarded to me by Lisa Wingrove. If I understand correctly, she got it from From: Paul Lahaie <lahaiemoves@yahoo.ca>

Subject: Words of Wisdom


  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me alone.
  2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any.
  3. No one is listening until you pass gas.
  4. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  6. If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of payments.
  7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  8. If at first you didn’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  10. If you lend someone 20 bucks and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
  11.     If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  12.     Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
  13.     Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
  14. Good judgment comes from bad experience … And most of that comes from bad judgment.
  15.   There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one of them works.
  16. When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It’s difficult only for others.  It is the same when you are stupid.

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